Che porn

A friend of mine clued me in to the existence of this travesty (don't click if you have a sensitive nature and don't want to read REALLY bad porn).

Yes, there is pornographic Che Guevara fan fiction, set in a chateau in France.

And I object. I mean, Che was drop dead gorgeous, and I'm sure there could be some great Che porn out there, but this isn't it.

From the story:

"After a couple of glasses of champagne and some fresh caviar, we made love.
Che's erect cock resembled a large cucumber. I kissed it lustfully."

That's just wrong. Che would never have been caught dead in a French chateau, and certainly wouldn't have enjoyed champagne and caviar - he would have been out in a developing country, fighting for the liberation of the oppressed masses, sleeping in the jungles and eating beans and rice.

Also, a large cucumber?