Sunday, August 21, 2005

Che porn

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A friend of mine clued me in to the existence of this travesty (don't click if you have a sensitive nature and don't want to read REALLY bad porn).

Yes, there is pornographic Che Guevara fan fiction, set in a chateau in France.

And I object. I mean, Che was drop dead gorgeous, and I'm sure there could be some great Che porn out there, but this isn't it.

From the story:

"After a couple of glasses of champagne and some fresh caviar, we made love.
Che's erect cock resembled a large cucumber. I kissed it lustfully."


That's just wrong. Che would never have been caught dead in a French chateau, and certainly wouldn't have enjoyed champagne and caviar - he would have been out in a developing country, fighting for the liberation of the oppressed masses, sleeping in the jungles and eating beans and rice.

Also, a large cucumber?

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you preffer a small one???

8:28 AM  
Blogger kei said...

Physical description in read porn is usually a waste of time and an indulgence of the least sexy patriarchal property obsessions. Without quickening anyone's blood or thickening anyone's head, a listing of sizes or shapes allows Achilles and Agamemnon to fight over the superficial value estimates of their prizes, but it's no fun for anyone else. It is especially boring to be reading a story and have to stop to do math, because the writer somehoe imagined 34-24-34 is some kind of terribly hot digit sequence.
What kills all this is that physical description can be omitted entirely. Space is freed up for timely description of actions and the attitude in which these actions are performed and received. People of ethnicities unlikely to be featured are now free to read their own color into every protagonist's. Unusual preferences can be similarly inserted.

2:44 PM  

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